Tag: sense awareness

Mushroom Offensive

“If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out . . . ” —KJV Matthew 18:9

If mushroom offend thine eye,
Close it whenever mushroom is nigh.

If mushroom offend thine ear,
Do not listen when mushroom is near.

If mushroom offend thy nose,
Imagine mushroom is a rose.

If mushroom offend thy skin,
Do not fondle mushroom, fold, nor spin.

If mushroom offend thy tongue,
Let mushroom be and calmly move along.