Mushroom Offensive
“If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out . . . ” —KJV Matthew 18:9
If mushroom offend thine eye,
Close it whenever mushroom is nigh.
If mushroom offend thine ear,
Do not listen when mushroom is near.
If mushroom offend thy nose,
Imagine mushroom is a rose.
If mushroom offend thy skin,
Do not fondle mushroom, fold, nor spin.
If mushroom offend thy tongue,
Let mushroom be and calmly move along.
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