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  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “Barry Holden”

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    Image: Edgar Lee Masters – Fact File

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “Barry Holden”

    “Barry Holden” became fascinated by the murder trial of Dr. Duval, who stands accused of murdering his pregnant lover Zora Clemens.

    Introduction and Text of “Barry Holden”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “Barry Holden” from the American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker begins by letting his listeners know that he is the brother of Nancy Knapp, who in a fit of insanity burned down her own house.

    By the time he is finished, the reader will cringe at the brutal act he commits.  That Holden couples his confession with what he heard at a murder trial just piles more flaws onto his already flawed character.

    Barry Holden

    The very fall my sister Nancy Knapp
    Set fire to the house
    They were trying Dr. Duval
    For the murder of Zora Clemens,
    And I sat in the court two weeks
    Listening to every witness.
    It was clear he had got her in a family way;
    And to let the child be born
    Would not do.
    Well, how about me with eight children,
    And one coming, and the farm
    Mortgaged to Thomas Rhodes?
    And when I got home that night,
    (After listening to the story of the buggy ride,
    And the finding of Zora in the ditch,)
    The first thing I saw, right there by the steps,
    Where the boys had hacked for angle worms,
    Was the hatchet!
    And just as I entered there was my wife,
    Standing before me, big with child.
    She started the talk of the mortgaged farm,
    And I killed her.

    Commentary on “Barry Holden”

    “Barry Holden” couples his own desperate and despicable act with the murder trial of Dr. Duval, who stands accused of murdering his pregnant lover Zora Clemens.

    First Movement:  A Murder Trial

    The very fall my sister Nancy Knapp
    Set fire to the house
    They were trying Dr. Duval
    For the murder of Zora Clemens,
    And I sat in the court two weeks
    Listening to every witness.

    During the same autumn season that his sister, Nancy Knapp, burned down her house, Barry Holden sat in a courtroom for two weeks listening to the witnesses give testimony in a murder trial. Dr. Duval was on trial for the murder of Zora Clemens.

    It is unclear if Barry is suggesting that he was serving as a juror or whether he was just fascinated by the details of the murder as he listened carefully to each witness.  It may be that he is trying to establish his good character or perhaps he is just a crazy, addled-brain criminal just as his sister was.

    It does seem odd that he would continue to come to court every day for two weeks, unless he was, in fact, serving on the jury.  But because it remains unclear whether Barry was a juror, the reader must simply take it as a fact that what he heard must have encouraged him in his final despicable act.

    Second Movement:   The Nature of the Trial

    It was clear he had got her in a family way;
    And to let the child be born
    Would not do.
    Well, how about me with eight children,
    And one coming, and the farm
    Mortgaged to Thomas Rhodes?

    Barry then gives some terrifyingly pertinent information about the nature of the trial.  After getting Zora Clemens pregnant, the doctor could not allow her to carry that baby to term.  Barry expresses it that allowing the baby to be born, “Would not do.”

    Then Barry switches gears rapidly.  Informing his listeners that he is in a similar situation, or no, worse!  Barry already has eight children, and his farm is mortgaged to Thomas Rhodes (more about Rhodes in #104).  Pile on top of that, his wife is pregnant with child number nine.

    In order to show his lamentation over his situation, Barry forms his information into a question.  That question is meant rhetorically to put the listener squarely in Barry’s mind with the only answer:  what else could you do?

    Third Movement:   The Hatchet

    And when I got home that night,
    (After listening to the story of the buggy ride,
    And the finding of Zora in the ditch,)
    The first thing I saw, right there by the steps,
    Where the boys had hacked for angle worms,
    Was the hatchet!

    So after hearing the details of Zora’s murder, how there had been a buggy ride and Zora was found in a ditch, Barry goes home.  And the first thing he sees is the hatchet lying out by the steps.  His sons had been “hack[ing] for angle worms.”

    One might, at this point, expect that Barry would be on the warpath to upbraid his sons for leaving the hatchet lying out.  But Barry’s mind does not work that way.  He is even more selfish and self-important than behaving as a boorish parent would indicate.  So he enters his house.

    Fourth Movement:   Desperate and Despicable

    And just as I entered there was my wife,
    Standing before me, big with child.
    She started the talk of the mortgaged farm,
    And I killed her.

    The first thing Barry sees upon entering the house is his wife “big with child.”  She begins to talk about the farm being mortgaged. And Barry calmly says, “And I killed her.” Interestingly, Barry seems to imply that he killed his wife with the hatchet, but he does not state so directly.

    The reader, however, will be led to assume that he picked up the hatchet before entering the house, even though he does not say that he did.   Of course, it ultimately does not matter how Barry Holden killed his wife.

    What matters is that this despicable character existed, exists, and will continue, for all we know, throughout the existence of this physical planet Earth. Plus, he may have been serving as a juror!

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “Nancy Knapp”

    Image: Edgar Lee Masters, Esq. https://librarycollections.law.umn.edu/darrow/trials_details.php?id=4 Clarence Darrow Law Library
    Image: Edgar Lee Masters, Esq. – Clarence Darrow Law Library

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “Nancy Knapp”

    The epitaph spoken by “Nancy Knapp” remains one of the more baffling reports.  While miffed by life’s events, Nancy keeps her listener in the dark about important facts that would shed light on how she and her husband died.

    Introduction and Text of “Nancy Knapp”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “Nancy Knapp” from his American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker offers a vague report.  Most epitaphers reveal how they died, but Nancy does not. 

    The speaker offers only a glimpse into her life.  She is obviously upset with how things turned out.  She undoubtedly thinks her siblings-in-law caused her husband and her to have a miserable life.

    Nevertheless, Nancy puts forth some interesting images and claims, but they offer no clues about vital facts that would clarify important issues.   This epitaph leads its readers to hope that some future speaker will shed more light on this subject as does happen in some of the related series.

    Nancy Knapp

    Well, don’t you see this was the way of it:
    We bought the farm with what he inherited,
    And his brothers and sisters accused him of poisoning
    His father’s mind against the rest of them.
    And we never had any peace with our treasure.
    The murrain took the cattle, and the crops failed.
    And lightning struck the granary.
    So we mortgaged the farm to keep going.
    And he grew silent and was worried all the time.
    Then some of the neighbors refused to speak to us,
    And took sides with his brothers and sisters.
    And I had no place to turn, as one may say to himself,
    At an earlier time in life; “No matter,
    So and so is my friend, or I can shake this off
    With a little trip to Decatur.”
    Then the dreadfulest smells infested the rooms.
    So I set fire to the beds and the old witch-house
    Went up in a roar of flame,
    As I danced in the yard with waving arms,
    While he wept like a freezing steer.

    Commentary on “Nancy Knapp”

    The epitaph spoken by “Nancy Knapp” remains one of the more baffling reports.  While miffed by life’s events, Nancy keeps her listener in the dark about important facts that would shed light on how she and her husband died.

    First Movement: No Name Husband

    Well, don’t you see this was the way of it:
    We bought the farm with what he inherited,
    And his brothers and sisters accused him of poisoning
    His father’s mind against the rest of them.
    And we never had any peace with our treasure.

    Nancy is speaking; she never reveals he husband’s name. Thus he will henceforth have to be known simply as Mr. Knapp.  She reveals that he inherited enough cash which with they “bought the farm.” Interestingly, the expression “bought the farm” has come to mean “die.”

    The origin of “bought the farm” becoming an idiom for “died” is unknown, but apparently it did not appear as that exact form until 1955.  Might the idiom’s origin have been Master’s use of it in this poem?  While various other speculations exist, none is conclusive.

    Nancy begins her beef with the fact that her husband’s brothers and sisters accused Nancy and Mr. Knapp of turning the old man, Mr. Knapp’s father, against them.  

    Mr. Knapp became the only beneficiary of the father’s inheritance. Because of the accusation from the Knapp siblings, Nancy and her husband were unable to enjoy their good fortune.  She frames it this way:  “we never had any peace with our treasure.”

    Second Movement:  Trials, Tribulations, and Loss

    The murrain took the cattle, and the crops failed.
    And lightning struck the granary.
    So we mortgaged the farm to keep going.
    And he grew silent and was worried all the time.

    Nancy reports that they lost their cattle to a dreadful disease.  They also lost their crops.  Then Mother Nature interceded to destroy their granary with lightning. 

    These sorrowful events led to their having to mortgage the farm just “to keep going.”   But the sad events lead to Mr. Knapp becoming depressed.    Mr. Knapp stopped talking, and he was filled with worries that led to his depressed state.

    Third Movement:  Then Things Got Worse

    Then some of the neighbors refused to speak to us,
    And took sides with his brothers and sisters.
    And I had no place to turn, as one may say to himself,
    At an earlier time in life; “No matter,
    So and so is my friend, or I can shake this off
    With a little trip to Decatur.”

    Then things got worse.  Their neighbors turned against them and would not speak to them.  Those neighbors “took sides with the brothers and sisters” of Mr. Knapp.

    Nancy, who seems to be in a rambling mood of blabbering, then states that earlier in their lives they could have shaken off their difficulties with a “trip to Decatur.” The speaker implies that now things were so bad that they could no longer soothe their sorrows with distractions such as pleasure trips.

    Fourth Movement:  Bizarre Confession

    Then the dreadfulest smells infested the rooms.
    So I set fire to the beds and the old witch-house
    Went up in a roar of flame,
    As I danced in the yard with waving arms,
    While he wept like a freezing steer.

    Nancy concludes with a truly bizarre confession.  She complains that every room in the house became plagued with “the dreadfulest smells.”  Unfortunately, she gives no indication of what those smells might be.

    Did Mr. Knapp die in the house and his corpse become the source for those “smells”? No, he appears in another odd image at the end of the poem. Did they both just become so downtrodden that they no longer practiced cleanliness and hygienic routines?  

    This speculation seems to remain the only logical one. Whatever the origin of the smell, Nancy’s reaction to them is nothing but disastrous: she burns the house down.

    First, she set fire to the “beds.”  Is she implying that the beds were the origin of  all the smells?  Did she stop changing the sheets? Then she says that “the old witch-house / Went up in a roar of flame.”

    She refers to her home as a witch-house, seeming to imply that the place was haunted.  But again the speaker’s vagueness does not allow the reader much room to speculate about actual events.

    Then without adding any clarity to the entire episode or their lives in general, Nancy concocts a stark, raving mad image of herself, dancing and waving her arms out in the yard, as her home burns down.

    And while Nancy does her mad dance, her husband is weeping “like a freezing steer.”  This speaker leaves her listeners not having a clue as to how either she or Mr. Knapp died. Nancy Knapp’s report is one of the vaguest and oddest of the Spoon River epitaphs.

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “John Horace Burleson”

    Image:  Edgar Lee Masters -  Alchetron https://alchetron.com/Edgar-Lee-Masters
    Image:  Edgar Lee Masters –  Alchetron

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “John Horace Burleson”

    The character John Horace Burleson is a failed writer, whose ambitions did not match his abilities.

    Introduction and Text of “John Horace Burleson”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “John Horace Burleson” from his American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker remains rather vague about important details of his life.  The speaker had the unfortunate luck to win a prize for a school essay, and that bad luck tainted his view of his talent.

    Even though Burleson was later lucky enough to publish a novel, he yearned to write a great epic about the war.  As many mediocre and moderately talented artists do, Burleson overrated his abilities and then ends up blaming his marriage and his job for his failure to become known as the great writer he fancies he is.

    John Horace Burleson

    I won the prize essay at school
    Here in the village,
    And published a novel before I was twenty-five.
    I went to the city for themes and to enrich my art;
    There married the banker’s daughter,
    And later became president of the bank—
    Always looking forward to some leisure
    To write an epic novel of the war.
    Meanwhile friend of the great, and lover of letters,
    And host to Matthew Arnold and to Emerson.
    An after dinner speaker, writing essays
    For local clubs. At last brought here—
    My boyhood home, you know—
    Not even a little tablet in Chicago
    To keep my name alive.
    How great it is to write the single line:
    “Roll on, thou deep and dark blue Ocean, roll!”

    Commentary on “John Horace Burleson”

    The character speaking this epitaph is John Horace Burleson, a failed writer, whose ambitions did not equal his abilities.  Comically, one might think of him as “Writing while pathetic.”

    First Movement:  Winning Can Be Bad

    I won the prize essay at school
    Here in the village,
    And published a novel before I was twenty-five.

    John Horace Burleson begins his epitaph by announcing that while a boy in school in the town of Spoon River, he enjoyed the pride of having won an essay contest. The speaker’s writing ability later landed him a publishing deal, and he came out with a novel before he had attained the age of twenty-five.

    These Spoon River speakers customarily begin with some past memory that has made a deep impression on them.  Burleson’s memory puts him at the beginning of what should have been a career in writing.

    Second Movement:  A Fly in the Ointment

    I went to the city for themes and to enrich my art;
    There married the banker’s daughter,
    And later became president of the bank—
    Always looking forward to some leisure
    To write an epic novel of the war.

    The speaker then begins to open up about what will turn out to be a fly in his ointment, that is, an eventuality that leads him astray.  He moved to the city, which is Chicago, of course, as Spoon River is a fictional town in Illinois.  Burleson then asserts that he moved to the city to bolster his writing career.  He hoped to acquire subject matter for writing.  He claims he wanted to, “enrich [his] art.”

    Then the speaker reveals that he took the daughter of a banker for his wife.  Later Burleson himself even became the bank’s president.  As a man with the heavy responsibilities of husband and bank president, he does not have the time and wherewithal to do much writing.

    However, the would-be writer could dream!  And that’s what he did.  Instead of writing, he just continually kept waiting until he could get sufficient time for the “leisure” that would afford him space to write his great American novel.

    Burleson claims he had in mind to pen “an epic novel of the war,” which gives one pause.  Perhaps he was chasing after the wrong goal.  With his experience of winning a childhood essay contest, publishing a nondescript novel, and serving as a bank president, what experience did he have for writing about war, much less an epic about said subject?

    Third Movement:  Art Friendly

    Meanwhile friend of the great, and lover of letters,
    And host to Matthew Arnold and to Emerson.

    As his life progresses, Burleson remains a friend of the arts and the great writers of the day because he fancied himself a great “lover of letters.”  He claims to have entertained Matthew Arnold, the poet who composed the great and challenging poem “Dover Beach.”

    Burleson also claims to have hosted Ralph Waldo Emerson, who composed many important, classic American essays and poems. The speaker merely name drops as he does not even make clear anything about the event during which he served as “host” to these great writers.   Both Arnold and Emerson did lecture in Chicago—Emerson in 1867 and Arnold in 1884, nearly twenty years apart.

    The visiting lectures of these writers reveal that Burleson could have, in fact, hosted each of them, but his failure to elaborate implies that he might be making up his claims and not actually had the privilege of meeting and greeting these great writers.  Burleson offers no indication that he absorbed any influence or even acquired any lasting impressions of the writers.

    Fourth Movement:   Talentless and Driveless

    An after dinner speaker, writing essays
    For local clubs.

    Nevertheless, Burleson’s life continues and he does find himself capable of giving after-dinner speeches from time to time.  He also composes essays for “local clubs.”  Again, the speaker remains mum about the subject matter involved in his speeches.

    Burleson also offers no clue about what he wrote about for the clubs. The purpose of this omission is to likely throw suspicion on Burleson’s true talent as a writer.  He claims to have had great ambitions but he makes it clear that he did not possess the talent and drive to accomplish his worthy goals.

    Fifth Movement:   Garnering no Notice

    At last brought here—
    My boyhood home, you know—
    Not even a little tablet in Chicago
    To keep my name alive.

    And now Burleson’s death has brought him back to Spoon River, which is his “boyhood home.”  And his next revelation is both telling and pathetic. Burleson’s life has made little impression on Chicago. 

    He has not even become well-known enough the merit a mention in the local newspapers.  His name will die because no one has cared to even take note of his life and death.  Thus it is, no doubt, likely that he is the only one who is taking note of his passing.  And what happened to his wife?  Did he spawn any offspring?

    All the reader can glean from the little biographical information he offers is that Burleson yearned to write a great novel, met two of the biggest names in the field of the day but did not produce enough creatively to garner any notice.

    Sixth Movement:  How Great to Write . . .

    How great it is to write the single line:
    “Roll on, thou deep and dark blue Ocean, roll!”

    Burleson’s final lines put the proper cap on his complaint.  He singles out a line from Lord Byron’s Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage, Canto 4, Section 179, “Roll on, thou deep and dark blue Ocean, roll!“

    Regarding this line, Burleson remarks how “great it is to write” such a line. Thus again the speaker is leaving his listeners scratching their heads wondering just what Burleson’s goal was.

    Although he claimed he had the great desire to pen an epic war novel, he had won an essay contest, and had, in fact, published a novel, yet he selects a line from a poem to exalt as a model.   Instead of writing, Burleson’s talents must have resided elsewhere, and he obviously did not know it; thus his claimed, chosen goal continued to elude him.

    Ephemeral Fame

    Many of the Spoon River soliloquists have been guilty of not truly being aware of their own intentions.  Burleson’s true goal was likely just to achieve fame, not to actually become a great writer.  And the great poet Emily Dickinson has succinctly summed up the ephemeral character of “fame”:

    Fame is a bee.
    It has a song –
    It has a sting –
    Ah, too, it has a wing.

    Burleson’s bee of fame stung him and fled on its wing, leaving him little to sing about but his own sense of loss.

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “Blind Jack”

    Image: Edgar Lee Masters https://chicagoliteraryhof.org/inductees/profile/edgar-lee-masters
    Image: Edgar Lee Masters – Chicago Literary Hall of Fame

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “Blind Jack”

    Poor Blind Jack the Fiddler dies because of two drunken louts who drove a set of horses too fast and landed them all in a ditch.  But Jack has an important report to offer from his seat in the afterlife.

    Introduction and Text of “Blind Jack”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “Blind Jack” from the American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker reports his drama in the form of an American sonnet, also known as an Innovative sonnet (American-Innovative Sonnet).

    This sonnet is the epitome of “innovative.”  The poem displays itself in four movements, offering a cinquain, a tercet, a couplet, and a quatrain. The poem eschews both rime and rhythm, opting nevertheless for a surprise conclusion that is both gripping and a bit shocking but in the final analysis nothing short of fascinating.

    Blind Jack

    I had fiddled all at the county fair.
    But driving home “Butch” Weldy and Jack McGuire,
    Who were roaring full, made me fiddle and fiddle
    To the song of Susie Skinner, while whipping the horses
    Till they ran away.

    Blind as I was, I tried to get out
    As the carriage fell in the ditch,
    And was caught in the wheels and killed.

    There’s a blind man here with a brow
    As big and white as a cloud.

    And all we fiddlers, from highest to lowest,
    Writers of music and tellers of stories,
    Sit at his feet,
    And hear him sing of the fall of Troy.

    Commentary on “Blind Jack”

    Poor Blind Jack the Fiddler dies because of two drunken louts who drove a set of horses too fast and landed them all in a ditch.  But Jack has an important report to offer from his seat in the afterlife.

    First Movement Cinquain:  Drunken Louts of Death

    I had fiddled all at the county fair.
    But driving home “Butch” Weldy and Jack McGuire,
    Who were roaring full, made me fiddle and fiddle
    To the song of Susie Skinner, while whipping the horses
    Till they ran away.

    Blind Jack begins by asserting that he had been playing his fiddle all day at the county fair.  No doubt he was tired and eager to get home to rest. Jack was riding in a buckboard with two drunken louts, “Butch” Weldy and Jack McGuire.

    The two drunks insisted that Blind Jack keep playing his fiddle.  Seems they were partial to the tune “Susie Skinner.”  So they insisted that Jack keep playing that song. Jack reports that they kept whipping the horses to make them run faster and faster.  But the horses with horse-minds of the own then ran wild and landed the trio in a ditch.

    Second Movement Tercet:  Trapped by Wheels

    Blind as I was, I tried to get out
    As the carriage fell in the ditch,
    And was caught in the wheels and killed.

    Jack then claims that even though he was blind he tried to save himself by jumping from the buckboard as it was tumbling into the ditch.  Unfortunately, the blind fiddler became trapped by the wheels of the vehicle and was killed.

    Third Movement Couplet:  Finished His Earthly Talk

    There’s a blind man here with a brow
    As big and white as a cloud.

    Jack the blind fiddler has now finished his earthly tale and begins his report of things from where his soul now exists.  He reveals that he has encountered another blind man, and this man’s brow is “as big and white as a cloud.”  This revelation, of course, implies that Jack can now see.  Otherwise, he would not know that this blind man had such a brow.

    Fourth Movement Quatrain:  Greek Poet, Homer

    And all we fiddlers, from highest to lowest,
    Writers of music and tellers of stories,
    Sit at his feet,
    And hear him sing of the fall of Troy.

    Jack, in his final movement, confides that the “blind man” with the cloud-like eyebrows is none other than the famous Greek poet, Homer.  Jack does not mention the poet’s name, but his description makes it abundantly clear to whom he is referring.

    Jack also reports that all types of creative writers sit at the poet Homer’s feet listening to him tell the tales that have come down to us as The Iliad, The Odyssey, and The Aeneid.    And, of course, all flavor of musicians, especially fiddlers “from highest to lowest” place themselves among those craving to hear a good yarn.

    Homer’s Appearance and How Blind Jack Would Know

    Interestingly, most of the images and busts of the poet Homer that we have today do not show that he had such a prominent brow.  Likely, the blind fiddler is merely exaggerating for effect.  He probably surmises that extraordinary, creative folks like Homer would also be extraordinary in appearance.

    Also Jack’s description raises another puzzle:  was Jack able to see at some point in his life?  was he not born blind?  had he actually seen any of the busts and likenesses that exist of Homer?

    However, if before he lost his sight, Jack had seen an image of what Homer has been considered to look like, one can only accept that his postmortem description is, in fact, pure exaggeration.

    On the other hand, readers may simply interpret Jack’s ability to see after death as the soul’s immutable ability and that Jack is now able to correct all the images that do not push forth the big and cloud-like brow that belongs on Homer.

    Image 2:  Homer https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/P_T-6-13 - British Museum
    Image:  Homer – British Museum
  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “The Circuit Judge”

    Image: Edgar Lee Masters http://www.poorwilliam.net/al-082314.html Poor William’s Almanack
    Image: Edgar Lee Masters – Poor William’s Almanack

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “The Circuit Judge”

    The speaker in the Spoon River epitaph series titled “The Circuit Judge” indicts the legal system, using himself as a symbol.   The judge is actually judging his own life.

    Introduction and Text of  “The Circuit Judge”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “The Circuit Judge” from Masters’ American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker is a circuit judge who judges himself rather harshly.    While he remains indignant that the weather has etched little notches in his tombstone, in the end, he seems to deserve every indignity he might have suffered in life and now in death.

    This judge sentenced the character “Hod Putt” to death, and Putt then died by hanging.  But the judge’s final judgment about his own character is shocking as it reveals the hell to which the judge seems to be condemning himself and his profession.

    The Circuit Judge 

    Take note, passers-by, of the sharp erosions
    Eaten in my head-stone by the wind and rain—
    Almost as if an intangible Nemesis or hatred
    Were marking scores against me,
    But to destroy, and not preserve, my memory.
    I in life was the Circuit Judge, a maker of notches,
    Deciding cases on the points the lawyers scored,
    Not on the right of the matter.
    O wind and rain, leave my head-stone alone!
    For worse than the anger of the wronged,
    The curses of the poor,
    Was to lie speechless, yet with vision clear,
    Seeing that even Hod Putt, the murderer,
    Hanged by my sentence,
    Was innocent in soul compared with me.

    Commentary on “The Circuit Judge”

    The speaker in the Spoon River epitaph series titled “The Circuit Judge” makes a clear indictment of the legal system as symbolized by the judge as he judges his own life.

    First Movement:  Pointing out Flaws

    Take note, passers-by, of the sharp erosions 

    Eaten in my head-stone by the wind and rain—

    The circuit judge begins his testimony by commanding his listeners and readers to observe that his tombstone has been etched with “sharp erosions.”  These etchings have been colorfully “eaten” into his marker by the “wind” and “rain.”

    The judge immediately identifies his complaint as one that will include all of nature conspiring against him.  Even the wind and rain have joined in the battle against this man by carving little “erosion” into the very stone that will give the judge his final presence.

    Second Movement:  A Destructive Conspiracy 

    Almost as if an intangible Nemesis or hatred
    Were marking scores against me,
    But to destroy, and not preserve, my memory. 

    The judge’s complaint then begins to describe what he feels is the conspiracy to “destroy” his memory.  While etchings in tombstones are placed to “preserve” the memory of the deceased, these eroded markings made by the elements function to obliterate the judge’s memory.

    The judge likens the fact of the etchings to the work of an “intangible Nemesis” which is marking “scores” against the judge.  This Nemesis can also be thought of as simple “hatred” against the men.

    Third Movement:  Passing the Buck

    I in life was the Circuit Judge, a maker of notches,
    Deciding cases on the points the lawyers scored,
    Not on the right of the matter. 

    The speaker then reports the while living he served as the “Circuit Judge.”  He states that his function was to make notches.  But instead of deciding cases on their merits, he had to judge them from the presented “points” that the “lawyers scored” as they argued before this bench.

    The judge is beginning to pass the buck when he whines that he had to judge cases based on the argument of the lawyers instead of what was “right” in each case.

    The judge is implying that he would have preferred to judge differently from what he did.  He would have preferred to judge by the “right of the matter.”    With this complaint the judge is implying that the law and the lawyers were corrupt, and he was merely an innocent victim sucked into the quagmire of corruption.

    Fourth Movement:  Commanding the Weather

    O wind and rain, leave my head-stone alone!

    The speaker, however, remains fairly vague about his complaint, offering no example of corrupt law or lawyers who argued without merit.  But then the judge yells out to the wind and rain, demanding that they cease carving their marks into his headstone. 

    Instead of confronting any living human being who might have been responsible for passing poor laws or addressing any of the lawyers who argued them, the judge rails at the natural elements of wind and rain.  Knowing that these elements will not choose to refute his claims, the judge feels safe in demanding that the wind and rain leave his tombstone in peace.

    Fifth Movement:  Injustices from the Bench

    For worse than the anger of the wronged,
    The curses of the poor,
    Was to lie speechless, yet with vision clear,
    Seeing that even Hod Putt, the murderer,
    Hanged by my sentence,
    Was innocent in soul compared with me.

    The speaker then makes his odd conclusion: he shows that because of his judicial decisions, he has suffered “the anger of the wronged.”  He has also had to live with “curses of the poor.”  But as bad as these indignities have been, it is far worse that he now has to lie in his grave where he cannot speak out against those indignities. 

    Yet, the judge then makes a stunning confession.  He claims that even the murderer, Hod Putt, whom the judge condemned to death by hanging, was a more innocent soul than the judge himself.

    If the judge is more culpable then a murderer whom the judge had sentenced to hang, then it must be assumed that he caused many deaths and a multitude of other injustices from the bench.

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “William and Emily”

    Image: Edgar Lee Masters https://factfile.org/10-facts-about-edgar-lee-masters#google_vignette
    Image: Edgar Lee Masters – Fact File

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “William and Emily”

    The speaker’s epitaph is titled, “William and Emily,” with no details offered about the pair.  But the gravity of the message is unique and interestingly appropriate.

    Introduction and Text of “William and Emily”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “William and Emily” from his American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker makes a profound statement about the cessation of passion in a marriage.  It is quite likely that he does so unwittingly.

    William and Emily

    There is something about Death
    Like love itself!
    If with some one with whom you have known passion,
    And the glow of youthful love,
    You also, after years of life
    Together, feel the sinking of the fire,
    And thus fade away together,
    Gradually, faintly, delicately,
    As it were in each other’s arms,
    Passing from the familiar room—
    That is a power of unison between souls
    Like love itself!

    Commentary on “William and Emily”

    The speaker’s epitaph is titled “William and Emily”  with no details offered about the pair.  But the gravity of the message is unique and interestingly appropriate.

    First Movement:  Death and Love

    There is something about Death
    Like love itself!

    The speaker begins with an intriguing proposition, vaguely offering, “there is something about Death.”  Don’t we all know that?  We dread it, we crave it, we mostly wonder about it, but yes, dude, there is definitely something about “Death.”  What the reader is not expecting is that someone would assert that death is “like love itself.”  

    Readers have come to expect all sorts of nonsense from the residents, or might one say, inmates of the Spoon River cemetery. So when one of them asserts that death and love have something in common, readers might not blink an eye, as they curiously wait to find out what this dude thinks death and love have in common.

    Second Movement:  Reason Is an “If”

    If with some one with whom you have known passion,
    And the glow of youthful love,
    You also, after years of life
    Together, feel the sinking of the fire,
    And thus fade away together,

    The speaker then offers his reason for making such a statement that love and death have something in common.   The curious speaker begins with an “if” clause—if you have known someone with “passion” and “the glow of youthful love,” but you start losing that fiery passion of youth.

    Third Movement:  A Fiery Thought

    Gradually, faintly, delicately,
    As it were in each other’s arms,
    Passing from the familiar room—
    That is a power of unison between souls
    Like love itself!

    The speaker then breaks the fiery thought.  This slow loss, “Gradually, faintly, delicately” builds up a drama that might have easily been glossed over.  It is a cliché that sexual passion fades with the age of the paramours, but if it is lost slowly, the loss takes on a different context. 

    The cessation of violent sexual passion between two individuals is scheduled by nature to occur.  That cessation allows room for the spiritual bond between them to flower.  After all, sexual passion has only one true purpose—to create other human beings. 

    Once the physical ability to give birth has passed, there is no longer a need for sexual passion, even though, as many erroneously believe otherwise, the ability to be sexually aroused does not subside, unless, of course, there are health issues. 

    Perfectly healthy octogenarians are as capable of basking in the “glow of youthful love” as they were in their twenties, thirties, etc,—but should they?  What do they lose if they do?  

    Fourth Movement:  Soul Unity

    That is a power of unison between souls
    Like love itself!

    They lose “the power of unison between souls”—a man who continues to pound his wife as a sex object past the age of the ability to conceive and spawn offspring can hardly be considered a soul-living creature.   

    The main purpose of sexual coupling long past, all that is left is that “shudder in the loins” that speaks only one word, “selfishness.”  Or perhaps two words, “selfish ignorance.”   It is the “power of the unison between souls” that speaks to the union with “love itself.”

    So what is there about “Death” that is like “love itself”? God is love—pure love:  not sex, not physical passion that leads to procreation, which is only a tiny aspect of God.  As the human being grows older, s/he becomes more aware of the necessity of knowing God. 

    After procreating, the human body/mind has only one true, dual-pronged purpose:  to pursue and find itself as a soul connected it to the OverSoul, or God.  After the human being leaves the body/mind at “Death,” it craves only the company of its Creator.   A little preparation beforehand is always advisable on this mud ball of planet Earth.

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “Mrs. Williams” 

    Image: Edgar Lee Masters http://www.poorwilliam.net/al-082314.html Poor William’s Almanack
    Image: Edgar Lee Masters – Poor William’s Almanack

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “Mrs. Williams” 

    Mrs. Williams is the mother of Dora Williams, a despicable character if ever there was one.  But Mrs. Williams has a philosophical turn of mind and has some advice for the wives of Spoon River.

    Introduction and Text of  “Mrs. Williams”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “Mrs. Williams” from his American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker is the mother of “Dora Williams,” who after a life of prostitution, married and then killed two wealthy husbands.

    It is possible that she was poisoned by her third husband, who was an Italian count, likely one of those impoverished Europeans who attached themselves to wealthy American women in order to continue their opulent life-styles—at the same time

    giving the women royal titles that were not the custom in the United States.

    This phenomenon marked a period of American history known as the “Gilded Age.”

    A real-life example of such a marriage is that of  Barbara Hutton, heiress of the Woolworth fortune,  and Count Kurt Haugwitz-Reventlow, who married in 1935.

    Hutton’s marriage to the count was stormy, and they divorced in 1941; she had given the man nearly two million dollars when they first married and roughly an equal amount at their divorce.

    In her epitaph, Mrs. Williams shows that she is miffed because the reputation of her miscreant daughter splattered her with shame.  She understood that the Spoon River residents blamed Dora’s upbringing for her misdeeds in becoming a prostitute.  But this mother has observed that the women of Spoon River could avoid losing their husbands to prostitutes if they would simply dress better.

    Then again, if those women decided to dress better, they would have to visit the milliner to purchase a spiffy hat or a nice set of “buckles and feathers.”  So Mrs. Williams’ advice comes as a commercial for her own business venture.

    Mrs. Williams

    I was the milliner
    Talked about, lied about,
    Mother of Dora,
    Whose strange disappearance
    Was charged to her rearing.
    My eye quick to beauty
    Saw much beside ribbons
    And buckles and feathers
    And leghorns and felts,
    To set off sweet faces,
    And dark hair and gold.
    One thing I will tell you
    And one I will ask:
    The stealers of husbands
    Wear powder and trinkets,
    And fashionable hats.
    Wives, wear them yourselves.
    Hats may make divorces—
    They also prevent them.
    Well now, let me ask you:
    If all of the children, born here in Spoon River
    Had been reared by the County, somewhere on a farm;
    And the fathers and mothers had been given their freedom
    To live and enjoy, change mates if they wished,
    Do you think that Spoon River
    Had been any the worse?

    Commentary on “Mrs. Williams”

    Mrs. Williams is the mother of Dora Williams, one of the most despicable characters of Spoon River.  Her mother, however, has a philosophical turn of mind and has some advice for the wives of Spoon River.

    First Movement:  The Sins of the Mothers

    I was the milliner
    Talked about, lied about,
    Mother of Dora,
    Whose strange disappearance
    Was charged to her rearing.
    My eye quick to beauty
    Saw much beside ribbons
    And buckles and feathers
    And leghorns and felts,
    To set off sweet faces,
    And dark hair and gold.

    Mrs. Williams begins by stating her profession—she was a milliner.  She identifies herself as the “Mother of Dora.”   But Mrs. Williams also reports that she was “talked about” and “lied about,” and she disdains the fact that she has been blamed for Dora’s misdeeds.

    Mrs. Williams then reveals that there was more to her knowledge than having an eye “quick to beauty”; she wants to state that she knew more about human nature than it might have seemed.  

    Thus Mrs. Williams claims that she understood more about things than mere “ribbons /  And buckles and feathers /  And leghorns and felts,  /  To set off sweet faces.”  Mrs. Williams then announces that she will reveal her philosophical observations with two things:  one she “will tell you” and the other she will “ask.” 

    Second Movement:  Pearls of Wisdom

    One thing I will tell you
    And one I will ask:
    The stealers of husbands
    Wear powder and trinkets,
    And fashionable hats.
    Wives, wear them yourselves.
    Hats may make divorces—
    They also prevent them.

    Mrs. Williams announces that she will reveal on thing and then ask about another.  She then sets about spreading her pearls of wisdom; she says that the strumpets who lure husbands away from their wives, “Wear powder and trinkets / And fashionable hats.”  

    Mrs. Williams drops a bombshell, telling wives to dress the way the strumpets do.  She intimates that although “hats” may lead to divorce,” on the other hand, they may “also prevent them.”

    So if only wives would avail themselves of Mrs. Williams wares, they could save their marriages, keep their husbands from divorcing them and taking up with those women who have already availed themselves of Mrs. Williams items for sale.

    It is interesting that her observation works like a commercial for her business.  Although she thinks she is offering solid advice to the poor wives of Spoon River, she is able to look back and see how she could have been enriched if the wives had been able to follow her advice.

    Third Movement:  Let the State Raise the Brats

    Well now, let me ask you:
    If all of the children, born here in Spoon River
    Had been reared by the County, somewhere on a farm;
    And the fathers and mothers had been given their freedom
    To live and enjoy, change mates if they wished,
    Do you think that Spoon River
    Had been any the worse?

    Finally, Mrs. Williams asks a question that reveals an incredibly decadent mindset:  she wants to know if the social fabric of Spoon River would be any worse off if “the County” had raised the children “somewhere on a farm,” thus allowing the fathers and mothers “freedom to live and enjoy” life, changing partners as they wished.  

    When one considers Dora’s situation, one is inclined to give that insane suggestion some serious thought.

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “Dora Williams”

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    Image: Edgar Lee Masters – Chicago Literary Hall of Fame – https://chicagoliteraryhof.org/inductees/profile/edgar-lee-masters

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “Dora Williams”

    “Dora Williams” is reporting from Camp Santo in Genoa, Italy, instead of from the Spoon River graveyard.

    Introduction and Text of “Dora Williams”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “Dora Williams” from the American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker, unlike the other posthumous reporters who announce themselves from the graveyard in Spoon River, is offering her shout-out from Campo Santo in Genoa, Italy.   The none-too-subtle allusion to Columbus offers an opening salvo of the trash-America-first bunch, who begin with the Columbian discovery of a New World.

    Dora Williams

    When Reuben Pantier ran away and threw me  
    I went to Springfield. There I met a lush,  
    Whose father just deceased left him a fortune.  
    He married me when drunk. My life was wretched.
    A year passed and one day they found him dead.
    That made me rich. I moved on to Chicago.
    After a time met Tyler Rountree, villain.
    I moved on to New York. A gray-haired magnate
    Went mad about me—so another fortune.  
    He died one night right in my arms, you know.
    (I saw his purple face for years thereafter.)
    There was almost a scandal. I moved on,  
    This time to Paris. I was now a woman,
    Insidious, subtle, versed in the world and rich.
    My sweet apartment near the Champs Élysées
    Became a center for all sorts of people,
    Musicians, poets, dandies, artists, nobles,  
    Where we spoke French and German, Italian, English.
    I wed Count Navigato, native of Genoa.
    We went to Rome. He poisoned me, I think.
    Now in the Campo Santo overlooking
    The sea where young Columbus dreamed new worlds,
    See what they chiseled: ”Contessa Navigato
    Implora eterna quiete.”

    Commentary on “Dora Williams”

    “Dora Williams”  offers her report from Camp Santo in Genoa, Italy, instead of from the Spoon River graveyard. Yeah, funny how that works!

    First Movement:  Making Her Life Miserable

    When Reuben Pantier ran away and threw me  
    I went to Springfield. There I met a lush,  
    Whose father just deceased left him a fortune.  
    He married me when drunk. My life was wretched.
    A year passed and one day they found him dead.
    That made me rich. I moved on to Chicago.
    After a time met Tyler Rountree, villain.

    Readers will remember meeting Dora as part of the fornicating couple, whom A. D. Blood castigated for using his grave as their “unholy pillow.”  The reader will not be surprised to learn the particulars of Dora’s ultimate history. 

    Dora begins with a brief mention of “Reuben Pantier,” who dumped her and “ran away.”  But after Reuben ran off, so did Dora; she “went to Springfield.”  There she met “a lush”; she reports that the lush’s father had died and left him a fortune.   The lush ends up married to Dora (she blames it on his being drunk at the time) and makes her life miserable.

    After a year of this wretched existence, “one day they found him dead.”  What’s Dora’s response?  “That made me rich.  I moved to Chicago.”  No word of concern for the man with whom she had lived, just the unadorned report that “they found him dead.”   And after relocating to Chicago, Dora meets another man, Tyler Rountree, whom she claims was a “villain.”  She gives us no further details about Tyler.  Thus she moves on.

    Second Movement:  Moving On

    I moved on to New York. A gray-haired magnate
    Went mad about me—so another fortune.  
    He died one night right in my arms, you know.
    (I saw his purple face for years thereafter.)
    There was almost a scandal. I moved on,  

    Dora then moves to New York, where the lucky gal again manages to marry a fortune, “a gray-haired magnate,” who again dies.  This time in her arms.  And Dora claims that she “saw his purple face for years thereafter.”  She also admits, “[t]here was almost a scandal.”  But then she moves on.

    Third Movement:   Entertaining the Rabble

    This time to Paris. I was now a woman,
    Insidious, subtle, versed in the world and rich.
    My sweet apartment near the Champs Élysées
    Became a center for all sorts of people,
    Musicians, poets, dandies, artists, nobles,  
    Where we spoke French and German, Italian, English.

    Now, Dora finds herself in Paris, and she is “now a woman,” and she describes herself as “[i]nsidious, subtle, versed in the world and rich.”  She lived in a “sweet apartment near the Champs Élysées.”  

    Dora’s pad became a hang-out for such rabble as “Musicians, poets, dandies, artists, nobles.”  They spoke “French and German, Italian, English.”  Dora has the need to make herself look very sophisticated and cosmopolitan.

    Fourth Movement:    Marrying a Count

    I wed Count Navigato, native of Genoa.
    We went to Rome. He poisoned me, I think.
    Now in the Campo Santo overlooking
    The sea where young Columbus dreamed new worlds,
    See what they chiseled: ”Contessa Navigato
    Implora eterna quiete.”

    While in Paris, Dora marries again, possibly a man with a fortunate, but maybe not.  His name is “Count Navigato,” and he is a “native of Genoa.”  They relocate to Rome, where the count poisons Dora; at least, she thinks he poisoned her. 

    Dora is reporting from a cemetery called “Campo Santo,” which is supposedly “overlooking / The sea where young Columbus dreamed new worlds.”  On Dora’s tombstone, the following is engraved:  “Contessa Navigato / Implora eterna quiete,” which roughly translates as “Countess Navigato – Rest in Peace.” 

    The irony is thick and Dora gets it:  she lived anything but a peaceful life, having murdered at least two husbands and finally being murdered by her third.  Dora—being the “[i]nsidious, subtle, versed in the world” woman that she is—understandably doubts that her rest will be peaceful.

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “Robert Southey Burke”

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    Image:  Edgar Lee Masters –  Alchetron

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “Robert Southey Burke”

    Robert Southey Burke has a huge axe to grind with A. D. Blood.  After having once admired Blood greatly, Burke came to hate the man and everything that reminded him of him.

    Introduction and Text of “Robert Southey Burke”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “Robert Southey Burke” from Spoon River Anthology, Mr. Burke lets off steam from his animosity toward “A. D. Blood.”   A.D. Blood had served as mayor of Spoon River and was annoyed that a couple was now using his grave as a place to fornicate.

    Although Blood did not mention Burke, Blood’s personality begins to emerge as a self-righteous, pompous character as Burke unveils his travails.  At the same time, Burke reveals his own small, sniveling character as his complaints unfold. 

    Robert Southey Burke

    I spent my money trying to elect you Mayor,  
    A. D. Blood.
    I lavished my admiration upon you,  
    You were to my mind the almost perfect man.  
    You devoured my personality,
    And the idealism of my youth,
    And the strength of a high-souled fealty.
    And all my hopes for the world,  
    And all my beliefs in Truth,
    Were smelted up in the blinding heat
    Of my devotion to you,
    And molded into your image.
    And then when I found what you were:
    That your soul was small
    And your words were false   
    As your blue-white porcelain teeth,  
    And your cuffs of celluloid,
    I hated the love I had for you,
    I hated myself, I hated you
    For my wasted soul, and wasted youth.
    And I say to all, beware of ideals,
    Beware of giving your love away
    To any man alive.

    Commentary on “Robert Southey Burke”

    Robert Southey Burke uses his epitaph to rail against A. D. Blood. Although Burke’s  specific issues are not clear; it is clear that he came to hate a man he once greatly admired.

    First Movement:  Electing a Perfect Man

    I spent my money trying to elect you Mayor,  
    A. D. Blood.
    I lavished my admiration upon you,  
    You were to my mind the almost perfect man.  

    Burke begins by reporting, as he addresses Blood, that he “spent [his] money trying to get” Blood elected mayor.  Continuing, Burke claims that he “lavished [his] admiration” on Blood.   Burke then admits that he thought Blood was “the almost perfect man.”  Either Burke was naïve or Blood was a master at deception, likely a healthy portion of each.

    Second Movement:  Hero Worship Gone Sour

    You devoured my personality,
    And the idealism of my youth,
    And the strength of a high-souled fealty.
    And all my hopes for the world,  
    And all my beliefs in Truth,
    Were smelted up in the blinding heat
    Of my devotion to you,
    And molded into your image.

    Burke turns ugly and desperate rather quickly as he laments, “You devoured my personality, / And the idealism of my youth.”   Furthermore, Burke accuses Blood of stealing his fierce loyalty in addition to all of his “hopes for the world, / And all my beliefs in Truth.”   All of Burke’s hopes and beliefs were bound up tightly in his “devotion” to Blood.  Burke had “molded” an image of Blood that was beyond super-human.

    Third Movement:  Fake, Fake, Fake

    And then when I found what you were:
    That your soul was small
    And your words were false   
    As your blue-white porcelain teeth,  
    And your cuffs of celluloid,
    I hated the love I had for you,

    Then Burke discovered the real Blood.  Burke does not reveal how he discovered the truth about his idol, but once he did, he realizes that Blood had a small soul, that Blood’s words were as fake as his “blue-white porcelain teeth,” and his “cuffs of celluloid.”  And after making this shocking discovery, Burke “hated the love [he] had for “Blood].”

    Fourth Movement:  Admiration Turned to Hatred

    I hated myself, I hated you
    For my wasted soul, and wasted youth.
    And I say to all, beware of ideals,
    Beware of giving your love away
    To any man alive.

    Furthermore, Burke despised himself.  And he hated Blood for wasting Burke’s soul, youth, and ideals.  Burke ends his tirade by offering what he thinks is sage advice:  “Beware of giving your love away / To any man alive.”   Poor Robert Southey Burke died a lonely, disgruntled, deluded man.

  • Edgar Lee Masters’ “Sersmith the Dentist”

    Image: Edgar Lee Masters https://factfile.org/10-facts-about-edgar-lee-masters#google_vignette
    Image: Edgar Lee Masters – Fact File

    Edgar Lee Masters’ “Sersmith the Dentist”

    Edgar Lee Masters’ character, a dentist named Sersmith, pontificates on the political atmosphere, using rhetorical questions to emphasize his stance. 

    Introduction and Text of “Sersmith the Dentist”

    In Edgar Lee Masters’ “Sersmith the Dentist” from the American classic Spoon River Anthology, the speaker asks four rhetorical questions and then offers a final philosophical summation. 

    This dentist proves to be one of the more bankrupt characters of the lot.  He sees everything in terms of money.  Although he does not offer a personal complaint as most of the speakers do, he goes on carping about societal and political issues.

    Unfortunately, Sersmith’s clouded mind remains a one dimension of mediocrity and error.  Misinterpreting religious and historical events leads him to ludicrous conclusions.   While Sersmith the Dentist surely thinks himself clever as he remarks about the hollow tooth filled up with gold, his quip merely signals the hollow mind of the speaker.

    Sersmith the Dentist

    Do you think that odes and sermons,
    And the ringing of church bells,
    And the blood of old men and young men,
    Martyred for the truth they saw
    With eyes made bright by faith in God,
    Accomplished the world’s great reformations?
    Do you think that the Battle Hymn of the Republic
    Would have been heard if the chattel slave
    Had crowned the dominant dollar,
    In spite of Whitney’s cotton gin,
    And steam and rolling mills and iron
    And telegraphs and white free labor?
    Do you think that Daisy Fraser
    Had been put out and driven out
    If the canning works had never needed
    Her little house and lot?
    Or do you think the poker room
    Of Johnnie Taylor, and Burchard’s bar
    Had been closed up if the money lost
    And spent for beer had not been turned,
    By closing them, to Thomas Rhodes
    For larger sales of shoes and blankets,
    And children’s cloaks and gold-oak cradles?
    Why, a moral truth is a hollow tooth
    Which must be propped with gold.

    Commentary on “Sersmith the Dentist”

    While Sersmith the Dentist no doubt thinks himself a clever fellow as he remarks about the hollow tooth filled up with gold, his quip merely signals the hollow mind of the dentist.

    First Movement:  The Rhetorical No

    Do you think that odes and sermons,
    And the ringing of church bells,
    And the blood of old men and young men,
    Martyred for the truth they saw
    With eyes made bright by faith in God,
    Accomplished the world’s great reformations?

    First, Sersmith denigrates religion.  His question reveals that he thinks “odes and sermons,” “the ringing of church bells,” and people whose faith brighten their spirit did not, in fact, “accomplish [ ] the world’s great reformations.”  

    By forming his deliberations into questions, Sersmith tries to emphasize the resounding “no” that he believes is the correct answer to each query.   In fact, the dentist’s narrow-minded view can easily be refuted by pointing to the meaning of great historical movements:  the birth of each of the world’s five major religions, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam demolishes his putative claims utterly.  

    Each religion has had its martyrs and their names live in the hearts of the reformed.  Thus the “no” that Sersmith expects is not forthcoming.  Rhetorical questions can also be employed as weasel questions signaling that the questioner is basically unsure of his stance.  While the effective rhetorical question offers a unique emphasis for its truth, when employed by imbeciles and jerkwaters, the device falls flat.

    Second Movement:   Revisionist History

    Do you think that the Battle Hymn of the Republic
    Would have been heard if the chattel slave
    Had crowned the dominant dollar,
    In spite of Whitney’s cotton gin,
    And steam and rolling mills and iron
    And telegraphs and white free labor?

    Sersmith’s second question is merely foolish.  Slavery was abolished primarily because of moral reasons, not economical ones.  Those who take the bash-America-first side always look for ways to malign events that prove otherwise.  

    Those who continue to disparage the United States over slavery turn a willful blind eye to the fact that hundreds of thousands of brave men and women died in order to accomplish that feat.  As an educated man, Sersmith should know this historical fact.

    Third Movement:   Lack of Credibility

    Do you think that Daisy Fraser
    Had been put out and driven out
    If the canning works had never needed
    Her little house and lot?

    Sersmith now alludes to the character, “Daisy Fraser,” a prostitute who seems to know all kinds of lurid details about other members of the Spoon River community. Unfortunately, Daisy’s credibility is suspect, and now by associating his lot with hers. Sersmith adds yet another block of incredulity to his stack.  

    Fourth Movement:   The Spoonian Evil

    Or do you think the poker room
    Of Johnnie Taylor, and Burchard’s bar
    Had been closed up if the money lost
    And spent for beer had not been turned,
    By closing them, to Thomas Rhodes
    For larger sales of shoes and blankets,
    And children’s cloaks and gold-oak cradles?
    Why, a moral truth is a hollow tooth
    Which must be propped with gold.

    Beginning to repeat himself, again Sersmith decries the selling off of one establishment in order to benefit another.  He invokes the name, “Thomas Rhodes,” which becomes a spoonian meme for evil.  “Thomas Rhodes” turns up often throughout the Spoon River Anthology, whenever a villain is needed.

    Fifth Movement:  The Vacuous Mindset

    Why, a moral truth is a hollow tooth
    Which must be propped with gold.

    Sersmith’s final couplet attempts to couple his dental wisdom and his political acumen by likening a “moral truth” to a “hollow tooth” which is filled with gold.  The dentist’s quip is more comical than wise, more pathetic than informative.  Such is the nature of this mindset, forever and anon.

    Origin of the “Sexsmith” Error

    The title of this Edgar Lee Masters’ epitaph “Sersmith the Dentist” is often misspelled across the Internet as “Sexsmith the Dentist.”  In all published print copies of the Spoon River Anthology in which that epitaph appears, beginning with the 1916 edition published by Macmillan in New York, the spelling is “Sersmith” not “Sexsmith.” 

    The “Sexsmith” misspelling appears in a number of contemporary sources, such as a bartleby.com entry from July 1999.  Other current reprints replicate this error, including youtube.  Other errors appear here, here, and here.  Unfortunately, these sites are not the only ones perpetuating this error.

    Fraktur:  Possible Reason for the Error

    This misspelling likely comes from an optical character recognition (OCR) error in reading the ornate typeset in which the titles were displayed in that early edition of the Spoon River Anthology.

    In that first edition in which the Sersmith epitaph appears, titles are displayed in a font called “Fraktur,” which is a typeface style developed in the early 16th century in Germany.

    The typeface Fraktur is ornate, rather flowery with curves and spikes, and thus it is highly decorative. It was widely used in German printing until the 20th century. (See image below.)

    Image:  Fraktur - Fontspace https://www.fontspace.com/fraktur-font-f6184
    Image: Fraktur – Fontspace